Monday, October 5, 2009

Day 38 / Dzien 38.

So check out this craziness. Last night Lee got violently sick. On both ends, if you know what I mean. In the morning we read in our guidebook that the bar where we were drinking the night before, Fairview Inn, is where President Warren G. Harding was allegedly poisoned and as a result died shortly after. As the guidebook states: “Ever since, the Fairview has remained a fine place to be poisoned.”.

Went to get lunch in great little Talkeetna Roadhouse and found ourselves in the middle of filming of “Man vs. Food” episode. Yes, that ridiculous Travel Channel show with a host who takes on challenges of stuffing himself with oversized meals. Lame. And wasteful. Seriously, why couldn’t it have been my boyfriend Anthony Bourdain?

Posluchajcie tej zwariowanej historii. W nocy Lee bardzo sie rozchorowal. Z obu stron, jesli wiecie co mam na mysli. Rano przeczytalismy w przewodniku, ze prezydent Warren G. Harding zostal podobno otruty w Fairview Inn, w barze, w ktorym pilismy wczoraj wieczorem, w wyniku czego wkrotce zmarl.. Przewodnik stwierdza: “Od tego czasu Fairview pozostalo dobrym miejscem na bycie otrutym”.

Poszlismy na lunch do wspanialego, malego Talkeetna Roadhouse i znalezlismy sie w samym srodku filmowania odcinka “Man vs. Food”. To ten niedorzeczny program na Food Channel, w ktorym prowadzacy zmierza sie z wyzwaniami polegajacymi na zapychaniu sie zbyt obfitymi posilkami. Zalosne marnotrawstwo. Powaznie, dlaczego nie mogl to byc przeznaczony mi narzeczony, Anthony Bourdain?

Picture taking is forbidden. Prima donna gets distracted.
Robienie zdjec zabronione. Primadonna sie rozprasza.


  1. They really made something like that into a TV show? Is it followed by 'we pay so much for health care because we are a bunch of fat diabetics?'

  2. Yup. It should be, right?
    The next day the crew came back to the Roadhouse to get some breakfast grub and there happened to be an old local guy too. He walked up to the prima donna and said pointing out at his gut: "You're the guy who eats too much. You can tell".

  3. OH NO!!! Hekinson's disease part II...he was a mess in Iraq. Literally.

  4. That show is the epitome of glutenous,wasteful America. Gross.


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